People Piss Devin Off

This one was inspired by that half-man, half-minotaur monstrosity known as Devin.

Apparently People Piss Him Off when he's walking to work along busy Queen West.

I'll let him explain in his own words:

"Every morning I walk to work and I get to an intersection. I start to cross. When I get to the other side, there are a bunch of people waiting to cross the other way. And there are always a few who just stand in the middle of the sidewalk even though me and 6 other people cant get through!"

It's another example of ignorant self-centred people who seem to feel the universe revolves solely around them. The net result of this type of situation potentially is that Devin could get his sorry ass run over by cars driving through the intersection.

My recommendation to you Devin is this. As you approach the hordes of jackasses blocking your way, pull out a small knife and start waving it around like you're a crazy person. Drool if you can manage the saliva.

I wouldn't recommend actually stabbing someone, although I'm sure your hotshot lawyer wife would get you off not unlike former Tory MP Rahim Jaffer's recent legal troubles. Instead, just wave the blade about, and watch the red sea part. Then, laugh and laugh and laugh.