Do you like my gitch?

So it was a lazy Sunday afternoon. Dani was Grandma-Sitting and I was home alone with Jones (our small black furry child with the busted tail who wears no pants but has the best set of teeth on the planet, feline or otherwise) about 3pm.

Jones is an indoor cat, but sometimes she likes to quietly meander our 10th floor hallway. She usually just sits out there for a few minutes then comes in, but we will prop the door open just a bit so we can keep an eye on her.

On this ocassion she was out for just a couple of minutes when I began to prepare to take a quick shower, which involves the shedding of clothing, a necessary step for one to wash one's self. While giving Jones a couple of more minutes of freedom, I decided to quickly sit on the couch and check a couple of emails.

So, I'm on the couch in my gitch, almost naked. Remember, Dani is away for a few days. Just then I notice the front door of my condo opening up completely (as it was propped open just a bit for Jones), and guess who walks in..two women!

"Thank you Jesus!", i exclaim in my head.

For obvious reasons, I didn't get up, and they enter my condo. The first one, a young woman about 25 or so, smiles at me and says "hello".

Now, the male mind is an amazing thing. Instead of freaking out that two strangers have just walked into my place when i'm nearly nude, I instantly think this is a great porno scene so I decide to "go with it."

"Hello", I say back.

I can now see the second woman behind the first, and realize that perhaps this porno scene is the kind you'd see on the 4 dollar rack at the adult movie store, because the second woman is about 146 years old.

So what happens next? Well, they walk right in and start taking off their shoes of course.

By this point, I'm thinking they still haven't noticed i'm in my gitch. Makes sense, because they probably could only see the top half of me since i was sitting on the couch and the breakfast bar was blocking their view.

Just as I was about to point them in the direction of the bedroom, the younger woman stops and says.. "we're here for the open house."

Wah wah wah.

See, my neighbour is selling her condo and was having an open house. My door was propped open for Jones, so these women thought my place was the open house, which explains why they were so casual when they walked in.

A good story, but an unhappy ending, literally.